DAMN VIRUSES !
DAMN VIRUSES! For years I have been investigating complaints of viral gastroenteritis and/or legionella (many false) in hotels, mostly in our lucky, or not so lucky, islands. Most of the complaints come, of course, from British citizens. They just can't get enough! Historically, they have had it in for us, from the plundering of galleons (XVI-XVII) to the present day.
WHOA, THAT WAS CLOSE!
UFF, BY A LITTLE! It is evident that we all have the day on which we are born and die. It is becoming clearer and clearer to me. The more accidents I investigate, the more I reaffirm that the day we are ready to leave here is written on paper. I tell you about one of the many cases that [...]
THE RISK OF HAIR REMOVAL
THE RISK OF HAIR REMOVAL We live in a society in which image is a priority, and the hair on our skin doesn't look good, depending on where, of course. As homo sapiens, we have a lot of it all over our bodies. Well, some more than others. I get off the plane at first light [...]
HEADFIRST INTO PERDITION
Sun, beach, swimming pool, good food and drink. Great ingredients to enjoy a wonderful holiday, unless we make an explosive mixture with some of them, and everything goes wrong. A couple of Russian tourists staying at a beach hotel on the coast of Salou. As you already know, they usually like vodka more than a [...]
DAMNED FLOAT!
BLOODY FLOAT! Welcome to Magaluf, where anything goes and anything is allowed for the sole purpose of amusement and entertainment for our dear English European neighbours. On the way from the airport to the resort, I have a lively conversation with the taxi driver, who assures me that neither he nor any of his companions has the guts to [...]
The killer bed
Dawn in Seville. I arrive at Santa Justa on the first thing in the morning. Briefcase in hand and I set out to face yet another accident investigation, unaware of what I was going to find. As usual, I stop at the station cafeteria for breakfast. While I eat my breakfast, I [...]